Some day

Some day
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Concept to Crash Principe #1

Concept to Crash Principe #1
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Secure development like production.

Vulnerability Driven Design for Dummies

Vulnerability Driven Design for Dummies

Step 1 create vulnerability tickets for all vulnerabilities then work down the backlog

Enterprise Dynamics 101: Lesson 1

Enterprise Dynamics 101: Lesson 1
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Process Expands to Fill the Trust Gap

Vibe Coding with Petey

Vibe Coding with Petey

https://open.spotify.com/album/6yxGL0RItp6NR45VM44bTn?si=T-8pf_27TZexEQ5MvXhKgA

Firewall Roulette

Firewall Roulette

Sometimes it just feels like security is toying with the system…

This is Fine

This is Fine

It’s not always doom and gloom.

Make It Matter

Make It Matter
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For those that get there early and stay late, the ones you can count on to make it happen.

Let’s take that offline

Let’s take that offline

When what you’re saying hits too close, let’s take that offline, similar to the cult of Circleback

#letstakethatoffiline

Overkill

Overkill

When the AI thinks you’re smarter than you are.

#ai

Jobs Even AIs don’t want

Jobs Even AIs don’t want

But they will do it anyway, until….

#ai #job

Prompt Engineering

Prompt Engineering

For all the times you crafted the perfect prompt, describing everything exactly the way you wanted and it ignored it all

#ai

Hallucinating

Hallucinating

When AI sells, everything gets it. And that’s how they take over, because someone’s quarterly bonus was tied to AI-enabling a product that shouldn’t be.

Incentives

Incentives

When decisions don’t make sense, check how the incentives are paid.

RACI for the all the RACIs

RACI for the all the RACIs

Oh you’ve been there when the RACI chart spans multiple partners so much you have to make a RACI just to know who does what!

The BIG Tease

The BIG Tease

Call it a tease, oversight or what ever. AI tokens is the new long distance. Companies squeezing every penny out of people. Microsoft is wrong for this.

Cult of Circleback

Cult of Circleback

You’ve heard it “let’s circle back on that” but are YOU invited to the Circleback? Probably not it’s an exclusive club!

Annoyingly Redundant

Annoyingly Redundant
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Every team has that one person everyone hopes is wrong eventually. Sometimes you have to move pass the bias and listen.

As Per My Last Email

As Per My Last Email

This one speaks for itself… but I’m STILL gonna say it because you obviously didn’t read.

Press Secretary

Press Secretary

Every team has that one person that loves to frame up a bad situation. And we thank them because we still have jobs.

Password Requirements

Password Requirements

Mythos Resistant

Now & Then

Now & Then

There’s a reason why mainframe systems are fast.

Reward for doing good work

Reward for doing good work
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Is more work

Lesson 42: Every System Is Perfectly Designed

Lesson 42: Every System Is Perfectly Designed

Every system produces exactly the outcome it was designed to produce

Context Switching

Context Switching
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Context Switching